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...is not always the best option.
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In before “A Post About An Article About Manual Transmissions Not Being The Best Option Not Being The Best Option is not the best option.”
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At least we have options.
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Articles like this only start arguments
Every transmission technology ever made has advantages and disadvantages, all that matters is whether you like it in the car you drive
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“Let’s write this very same article that’s been in the same corner of the internet thousands of times so the idiots who never get tired of the same arguments will get to restate their incomprehensibly snide opinions again!”
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I didn't read the blasphemous propaganda!
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I love how people are amazed that this is a controversial topic and equally amazed that Jalopnik would run a story that is custom tailored to capitalize on that controversy. Its not a mistake, its brilliant. Slightly manipulative, but brilliant.
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Automatic transmissions are controlled by transmission control units these days. Those who buy them are controlled by mind control units. These articles serve as their software.
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OP can’t inb4. Check your priviledge.
Just remember ladies and gentlemen. Opinions are like buttholes. Everyone has one.
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The whole Kinja empire thrives on this kind of article. It’s formulaic. Anyone of us could write posts like that, if only they would let us have the press cars.
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In Communist Russia, transmission chooses you as option.
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They are getting a bit redundant. I have two words to end it once and for all.
PERSONAL
and
PREFERENCE
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In after “OP can’t inb4. Check your privilegde.”
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Great, now people are going to argue over whether a computer or a human are better at playing chess.
Oh, wait.....
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Just trying to learn you something. If you must inb4 as OP, you must also “inb4 OP can’t inb4”.
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How’s this for the Gawkeriest title I could think of:
We agree with Roger Goodell- it’s OK for the police to overpay for an automatic Camry, which is overall the best car on the road for cat calling Catholic Japanese women that hate Apple products which take HD video and think Han shot second.
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Needs more; anti-religion, duggar family, sexual fetishes, terrible restaurant stories.
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I am only but one man
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okay lets see if I can take it a little further
“ We agree with Roger Goodell- it’s OK for the police to overpay for an automatic Camry, which is overall the best car for cat calling Catholic Japanese Chocolate fetishists that hate Apple products which take HD video of the Duggar family acting terribly at a resturaunt and think Han shot second.”
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yup it’s classic clickbait
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I like my barges with automatics, and my sporty cars with sticks. It’s all about personal preference, and what suits the car.
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Gives new meaning to term “redline” *racaous Commie laughter*
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Ok, that was fucking good. Well done, sir!
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